Friday, May 26, 2006
rubber lizards
i worked at this nursing home a long, long time ago. there was this resident who had this big green rubber lizard that he'd make attack you. you also had to be careful because he'd grab your butt.
i was supposed to go out with lydia. she called and she was with a friend at dunkin' donuts and, instead of the foot long weiners we were going to get she asked about pizza. fine. then she asked if her friend could come. what was i supposed to say? sure, of course. then she called back again as they were leaving dunkin' donuts and asked about chinese. i told her that i was getting really tired and told them to go ahead. i'm not up to meeting a new person today. i have pasta in the house, that's it. better than nothing, i know. actually it sounds pretty good if someone else would prepare it. i have no energy. i feel like just lying on the floor.
i just called my sister to see if she wanted to go to wallyworld tomorrow. she's game. she's actually going to make a list. all i need (well, can afford) are kitty supplies. i'm glad she's willing to go.
oh, did i mention that she and bumblefuck are getting married? no shit. she needs the health insurance. she told me last night and i just started laughing. i know. how rude. i was apologizing but kept laughing. i'll give her a proper apology tomorrow. i just never know what she's going to say about him. took me totally by surprise, thus the laughter. she said that after all these years, they're going to make it or they're not. a piece of paper won't make a difference. i guess that's true. just makes it harder to split up.
that's the news from my pathetic little town.
Posted by Lisa ::
4:36 PM ::
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